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solo mia</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/421573_10150622287346692_513221691_9131393_1173283308_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>421573_10150622287346692_513221691_9131393_1173283308_n</image:title><image:caption>On my honeymoon, 6 weeks pregnant... still on the 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me in school, just wanting it to be over with so I could go work on important things like music and writing. People asking too many questions was just one struggle. 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</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-23T18:00:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/music/</loc><lastmod>2015-02-05T14:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2015/02/04/the-2014-birth-story-gig-and-christmas-wrap-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/thanks-for-understanding-my-kind-of-crazy-thumb-jpg.png</image:loc><image:title>thanks-for-understanding-my-kind-of-crazy-thumb.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/these-go-to-eleven-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>these-go-to-eleven-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/f17ff7c5ef2b35e22d4df1d255bdf97bacd5fce6feffa4a0aeafe1cff9e2e39f-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>f17ff7c5ef2b35e22d4df1d255bdf97bacd5fce6feffa4a0aeafe1cff9e2e39f-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/20150117_085633.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20150117_085633</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/noltemug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>noltemug</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/quote-elton-john-music-has-healing-power-it-has-the-186235_1.png</image:loc><image:title>quote-Elton-John-music-has-healing-power-it-has-the-186235_1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/unknown.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10891783_10152950221716692_2592625798676984261_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10891783_10152950221716692_2592625798676984261_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10888458_10152956260626692_7264770529838063817_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10888458_10152956260626692_7264770529838063817_n</image:title><image:caption>Recording while holding a baby</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/10857818_10152945829321692_5630271990552004408_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10857818_10152945829321692_5630271990552004408_n</image:title><image:caption>Baby's first sound check- Maryland Fairgrounds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-04T20:32:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2014/12/14/oh-little-town-of-laurel/</loc><lastmod>2014-12-14T15:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2014/11/19/an-obituary-for-a-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/180069_10150100375686692_2303004_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>180069_10150100375686692_2303004_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cadycascade.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CadyCascade</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/accusedfinal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>accusedFinal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1928706_49087351691_999_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1928706_49087351691_999_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/1928706_49087366691_1437_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1928706_49087366691_1437_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/100_1040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1040</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/100_1051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1051</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/jenmegancady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JenMeganCady</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/fishercady.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fishercady</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/picture-140.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture 140</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-22T13:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2014/07/03/hurricane-arthur/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/arthur.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arthur</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T16:12:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2014/06/12/smoke-and-mirrors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/week23fruit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>week23fruit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/20140612_092303-1.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>20140612_092303-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/wk21_lg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wk21_lg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cantaloupe-ashx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cantaloupe.ashx</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/22weekspapayatb.gif</image:loc><image:title>22WeeksPapayaTB</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/megacamo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MegaCamo</image:title><image:caption>Screen grab from video shoot. I was 22 weeks pregnant</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-12T18:42:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2014/05/22/and-baby-makes-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-22T16:23:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2014/05/22/wayout-sabbatical-update/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-22T17:46:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/04/18/cat-calls-and-cellulitis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/tumblr_l3v39vtjwi1qb8x3g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>No Cat Calls</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/clankle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Infected Clankle</image:title><image:caption>Ahhhhh, marvel at the shapeless wonder that is my ankle and foot. We're in trouble if the redness goes outside the pen mark. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/untitled-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Don't hate me because I'm beautiful</image:title><image:caption>Don't hate me for being beautiful, or conceited. Thanks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/demotivational-poster-47254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>demotivational-poster-47254</image:title><image:caption>Total Losers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/catcallsapp1.png</image:loc><image:title>catCallsApp1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nunonstreet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nun on the Street</image:title><image:caption>Reenactment of Sr. Perpetua being cat-called on street. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-24T16:44:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/06/13/what-happens-at-story-hour-stays-at-story-hour/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/opibabygoatsmarch09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Opi&amp;BabyGoatsMarch09</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/255525_10151202315501692_677094178_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>255525_10151202315501692_677094178_n</image:title><image:caption>This is actually me.... in a very relaxed state.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/story_time.jpg</image:loc><image:title>story_time</image:title><image:caption>Stories and Secrets! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/meme-undercover-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MEME---Undercover-dog</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/41553852_b10a0c03cf_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>41553852_b10a0c03cf_z</image:title><image:caption>Oh, no... wait... wrong picture! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kgrhqyoko0e1z3wm5vbnwjlp1s-q_35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$(KGrHqYOKo0E1z3+WM5vBNwJLp1s-Q~~_35</image:title><image:caption>Ahhh, yes. This one. This is who I am. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/original.jpg</image:loc><image:title>original</image:title><image:caption>Errr... ok, not this one either... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tigger.png</image:loc><image:title>tigger</image:title><image:caption>We are Audi 500!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/names.png</image:loc><image:title>names</image:title><image:caption>That about sums it up to the extreme. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Doesn't get more simple than this!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-14T16:29:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/04/19/where-oh-where-has-wayoutmama-been/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-19T19:01:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/03/13/the-new-pope/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cookiemonster1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CookieMonster1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/2013-01-03-09-58-07.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/popejunior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PopeJunior</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T13:06:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/03/13/a-toy-and-battery/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-14T15:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/01/13/i-shoulda-just-gone-to-chipotle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2008_06_11-injurysmaller.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2008_06_11-injurysmaller</image:title><image:caption>Not my thumb, but you get the point. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/11165_220426361691_1152204_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11165_220426361691_1152204_n</image:title><image:caption>Tastee Diner: The source of many a meal.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2013-01-02-23-15-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2013-01-02-18-01-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2013-01-02-18-00-40.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/2013-01-02-18-00-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-18T22:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-video/london-fletcher-tribute/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-08T17:05:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/01/08/kneegate-the-rg3-rumors/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/30765_4773778308279_2026122804_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>30765_4773778308279_2026122804_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/omg3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>omg3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/397727_10200326016898951_406073261_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>397727_10200326016898951_406073261_n</image:title><image:caption>RG3 takes an involuntary knee. Photo credit: my husband</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T15:59:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2013/01/01/wayoutmama-2012-in-review/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T02:32:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/12/13/life-is-like-an-onion-you-peel-it-off-one-layer-at-a-time-and-sometimes-you-weep-carl-sandberg/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/400-04259138w.jpg</image:loc><image:title>400-04259138</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/i-am-a-good-person-8001-e1320261441224.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i-am-a-good-person-8001-e1320261441224</image:title><image:caption>I am a good person, who now smells like onions. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/supermom.jpg</image:loc><image:title>supermom</image:title><image:caption>"I am, I am, I am Supermom- and I can do anything." (except rid the house of stinky onions)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/479365-myanmar-truck-driving-away-full-of-people.jpg</image:loc><image:title>479365-myanmar-truck-driving-away-full-of-people</image:title><image:caption>Send your friends and family packing with the smell of onion!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/no_onions.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no_onions</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/541980_3690612500185_1930675373_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>541980_3690612500185_1930675373_n</image:title><image:caption>Looks harmless enough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/smelly-bugs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>200190377-009</image:title><image:caption>It STINKS in here!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-13T18:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/11/29/twas-the-season-of-retail-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/11096.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11096</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sumosac_shipping-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sumosac_shipping-1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hallelujah-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hallelujah-01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/542664_4970707271380_1397897543_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>542664_4970707271380_1397897543_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2913275-691847-pile-of-blank-photos-on-wood-background.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2913275-691847-pile-of-blank-photos-on-wood-background</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/consumer-confidence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Consumer-Confidence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/pile-of-cds_f.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pile-of-cds_f</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-29T22:07:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-pictures/the-jesse-jackson-files/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gwofchina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GWofChina</image:title><image:caption>Great Scott!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/greece.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Greece</image:title><image:caption>Holy Acropolis, Batman!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T23:49:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-vault/teenage-celebrity-crush-turned-celebrity-bizarro-encounter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/awesome-things-from-canada-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>awesome-things-from-canada-28</image:title><image:caption>"Ok!" (pushes hair behind both ears)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_lxwv1ledne1qg56q7o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lxwv1lEdnE1qg56q7o1_500</image:title><image:caption>Ok, maybe just this one last time. HA!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_lwjj10isxq1r2tfa8o1_500.gif</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lwjj10isXQ1r2tfa8o1_500</image:title><image:caption>I love him, I love him, I love him! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/times-square-2-p-m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>times-square-2-p-m</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like ringing in the new year with Jesse Jackson!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/stonehenge-kk-1024x768.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stonehenge-kk-1024x768</image:title><image:caption>Nobody knows who they were... or what they were doing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sleeping-in-airport-bench.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping-in-airport-bench</image:title><image:caption>and this... </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/sleeping-at-airport1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleeping-at-airport1</image:title><image:caption>Like this... haha...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nelson-muntz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nelson-muntz</image:title><image:caption>HA HA... NOW who looks crazy???</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mm-young.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MM Young</image:title><image:caption>Cute and funny? Yes, please. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/karma_police.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karma_police</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-13T21:57:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/11/13/yet-another-tribute-to-another-wayout-mama/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/39197469-f01f-4c06-bb5a-79c5e838d50b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>39197469-f01f-4c06-bb5a-79c5e838d50b</image:title><image:caption>Faye, probably making something delicious.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/chris-megan-faye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chris.Megan.Faye</image:title><image:caption>Faye, Chris and I on Christmas Eve. Our Christmas Eves will never be the same without them. Faye was beyond generous and taught me the spirit of giving. And yes, this is me trying to have dark hair. It later faded to green. Nice. :) </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-14T00:38:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-vault/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-13T05:55:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-pictures/525-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sandy1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandy</image:title><image:caption>Hurricane Sandy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sandy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sandy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-27T01:28:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-advice/friends-dont-let-friends-hit-below-the-belt/</loc><lastmod>2013-01-02T02:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/10/19/balancing-act/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/trombone-machine-gun-43773.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trombone-Machine-Gun--43773</image:title><image:caption>HAHA! Ok, I'm not a trombonist, but this was too funny not to include as an example of how music is like going to war! ; )</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/228283-royalty-free-rf-clipart-illustration-of-a-tree-with-fall-foliage-and-leaves-blowing-off-in-the-breeze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>228283-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Tree-With-Fall-Foliage-And-Leaves-Blowing-Off-In-The-Breeze</image:title><image:caption>Waiting for the wind to settle down isn't always easy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/thumsup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thums+Up</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/play5396.jpg</image:loc><image:title>play5396</image:title><image:caption>And yes, I do feel like I'm living a musical.... because I sing almost every sentence to Patrick. Not sure whether this is a good thing or not! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/32078_405821761691_5026622_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>32078_405821761691_5026622_n</image:title><image:caption>The job was frazzling! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/childrens-music-famous-musicians.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Childrens-Music-Famous-Musicians</image:title><image:caption>When worlds collide. It's actually kinda awesome. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/29498_396129406691_635442_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>29498_396129406691_635442_n</image:title><image:caption>Alien Megan</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-19T06:14:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-video/the-elusive-squabbit/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-19T03:42:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/09/18/a-tribute-to-a-wayout-mama/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-18T22:09:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-advice/unsolicited-bottle-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rtfdone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rtfdone</image:title><image:caption>Wasting formula SUCKS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11969730.jpg</image:loc><image:title>11969730</image:title><image:caption>I just use a black one, but I suppose you could get all fancy! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T18:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/1330_39748391691_2534_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1330_39748391691_2534_n</image:title><image:caption>All I did was reach my hand out the window in Philly with my crappy point and click, and got this! One of my favorite pictures!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T16:32:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-video/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-18T16:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-pictures/sauron-sauron/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sauron.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sauron</image:title><image:caption>Lord of the Rings meets the 80s!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T18:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-kitsch/mouse-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/after1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>After</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/before.jpg</image:loc><image:title>before</image:title><image:caption>Before</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/after2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title><image:caption>After- shown actual size on kitschy staircase!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-06T19:51:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-advice/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T19:10:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wayout-kitsch/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-06T19:09:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/09/01/the-secret-language-of-baby-sites-baby-acronyms-and-abbreviations-101/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dr-google2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr.-Google</image:title><image:caption>It's pretty bad when you ask your doctor a question and they go to Google. Just ask my sister. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/baby-facepalm-cute-pictures2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-facepalm-cute-pictures</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/decoder_ring12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>decoder_ring1</image:title><image:caption>Darling Daughter? Darling DAUGHTER? Son of a Bitch!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kramer2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kramer</image:title><image:caption>"Why don't you just TELL me the name of the movie you'd like to see?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fetus-facepalm2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fetus-facepalm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/baby-facepalm-cute-pictures1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby-facepalm-cute-pictures</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/decoder_ring11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>decoder_ring1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kramer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kramer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fetus-facepalm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fetus-facepalm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dr-google1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dr.-Google</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-02T17:55:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/08/27/inertia/</loc><lastmod>2012-08-27T05:18:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/08/23/hurricane-isaac/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hurricane-isaacjoycekirk2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hurricane-isaacJoyceKirk2</image:title><image:caption>This just in... Isaac is making a break west and is headed towards Alabama, Joyce is dissipating to the east, but look out, Kirk might be on the way, and he looks ANGRY.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-26T15:41:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/08/23/life-on-mars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/hurricane-isaac2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hurricane-isaac2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-24T01:54:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/08/20/revisiting-the-year-2000-me-this-day-12-years-ago/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/charlie-sigh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charlie-sigh</image:title><image:caption>No caption necessary</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/1-autumn-wind-richard-gordon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1-autumn-wind-richard-gordon</image:title><image:caption>*Sigh*</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/roadblock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadblock</image:title><image:caption>Get out of my way... me! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/theartistsway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>theartistsway</image:title><image:caption>I recommend this book to any creative person. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ghost3813x.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ghost3813x</image:title><image:caption>Some things still haunt me to this day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-21T02:39:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/08/05/the-grumbler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-capture-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>screen-capture-14</image:title><image:caption>Yes, this is about right! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/plastic-surgery14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plastic-surgery14</image:title><image:caption>No more! Stop the insanity! You don't look "better", you don't look like you!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/il_fullxfull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull</image:title><image:caption>Ha! Well here is the concert t-shirt! How beautifully 80's. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/3292089-a-young-baby-boy-worried-about-our-blue-planet-called-earth-and-it-s-future-sitting-on-our-globe-iso.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3292089-a-young-baby-boy-worried-about-our-blue-planet-called-earth-and-it-s-future-sitting-on-our-globe-iso</image:title><image:caption>For some reason I thought there was already a channel called Baby Planet. I guess I was wrong. Maybe there should be? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-05T09:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/07/14/the-birth-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/doogie-howser-md.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doogie-howser-md</image:title><image:caption>You are my doctor? Oh, boy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ry3d4001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ry%3D400</image:title><image:caption>Our little angel</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ry3d400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ry%3D400</image:title><image:caption>After 40 hours- here we are in surgery. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/b003840n4i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>B003840N4I</image:title><image:caption>Release the Jabberwocky!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/japan-earthquake-tsunami-nuclear-unforgettable-pictures-wave_33291_600x450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>japan-earthquake-tsunami-nuclear-unforgettable-pictures-wave_33291_600x450</image:title><image:caption>Non-stop rush of pain for 6 hours. And I was only halfway there. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/effacementdilationchartof-3-spanish.jpg</image:loc><image:title>EffacementDilationChartOF-3-spanish</image:title><image:caption>1 centimeter after 16 hours is pretty disappointing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/baby-dictator.png</image:loc><image:title>Baby-Dictator</image:title><image:caption>Here we have baby dictators Mussolini and Hussein. I feel bad for their parents! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/297926_10150369328144806_508289805_8157893_113763180_n2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>297926_10150369328144806_508289805_8157893_113763180_n[2]</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-02T20:04:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/08/01/rainman-tendencies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/music_keeps_me_sane_bumper_sticker-p128658595291222154en8ys_400.jpg</image:loc><image:title>music_keeps_me_sane_bumper_sticker-p128658595291222154en8ys_400</image:title><image:caption>Amen!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/513421428_eaf46701844f4c07e2412ca0c8fdd623_answer_2_xlarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>513421428_eaf46701844f4c07e2412ca0c8fdd623_answer_2_xlarge</image:title><image:caption>Even Simon agrees. The worst. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/numbers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>numbers</image:title><image:caption>Wait, when did I start counting??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tumblr_m4d43boorq1rvup99o1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m4d43boOrQ1rvup99o1_1280</image:title><image:caption>1...2...3 sucks and a flick!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/10101880adustin-hoffman-rain-man-posters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10101880ADustin-Hoffman-Rain-Man-Posters</image:title><image:caption>Definitely counting how many times I rock back and forth. Definitely. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-01T16:49:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/07/18/terrible-song-parodies-to-sing-to-newborns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cause-shes-playing-all-night-the-who-mama-got-a-squeezebox-demotivational-poster-1262111219.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cause-shes-playing-all-night-the-who-mama-got-a-squeezebox-demotivational-poster-1262111219</image:title><image:caption>Ok, no more google image searches. This came up after I entered "Squeezebox Boobs". I can't even understand what is happening here. haha</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/419305.jpg</image:loc><image:title>419305</image:title><image:caption>That's what I get for google image searching "Dionne Warwick Boobs". Ooof. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/nancy-sinatra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nancy Sinatra</image:title><image:caption>..... and "Nancy Sinatra Boobs".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/justin-bieber-crying-concert1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin-Bieber-crying-concert</image:title><image:caption>What a crybaby! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/frankie-says-relax-2-368-p1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White t-shirt</image:title><image:caption>.... and here's this. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/justin-bieber-crying-concert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Justin-Bieber-crying-concert</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/frankie-says-relax-2-368-p.jpg</image:loc><image:title>White t-shirt</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/christynew_edited-1.png</image:loc><image:title>christynew_edited-1</image:title><image:caption>Yep.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sellout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sellout</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, yeah, yeah.... you'd cry if you saw my paycheck. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/threadless.jpg</image:loc><image:title>threadless</image:title><image:caption>Now that's a music snob!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-18T04:42:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/06/17/the-waiting-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_2256-e1331602594404.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_2256-e1331602594404</image:title><image:caption>Unfortunately, I think Patrick is fine with spicy foods as I've been eating it all along. I need to find something he doesn't like. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/keep-on-keepin-on.jpg</image:loc><image:title>keep-on-keepin-on</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/swimming-pregnant-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>swimming-pregnant-2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/question_baby_decision_stockshop_loubopp.gif</image:loc><image:title>question_baby_decision_stockshop_loubopp</image:title><image:caption>"Should I come out now, or later.... hmmm.... decisions, decisions."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/doctor-and-nurse1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doctor-and-nurse1</image:title><image:caption>"She's got good lookin' toenails?" &#13;
"Check!" &#13;
"Ok, all systems go!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/f0043422-pregnant_woman_floating_in_pool-spl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant woman floating in pool</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, this lady's not getting her toes out of the water either. I don't feel so bad! </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/cartoon36.png</image:loc><image:title>cartoon36</image:title><image:caption>TIme's up, buddy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-17T01:25:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/06/05/wooden-puppet-boy-or-real-live-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/36bgz0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>36bgz0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/opera-north-the-adventures-of-pinocchio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>opera-north-the-adventures-of-pinocchio</image:title><image:caption>Walking the line of dreams and reality</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/4236_80036326691_513221691_1713715_1444100_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4236_80036326691_513221691_1713715_1444100_n</image:title><image:caption>My steep-ass stairs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/shrek_pinocchio_260.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shrek_Pinocchio_260</image:title><image:caption>Yes, the Pinocchio from Shrek. I guess this is go with my Shrek-like feet. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/winter-dreaming.jpg</image:loc><image:title>winter-dreaming</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T17:11:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/05/27/its-the-final-countdown-to-baby-and-baby-brain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/1210411_90738003-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1210411_90738003-9</image:title><image:caption>I still feel a little defeated, but I'm only one person. No, wait... I'm two right now, which is even harder than being one!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/doodle2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>doodle2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dunce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DUNCE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/24211_dsc_0150-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Sierra Exif JPEG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/make_your_own_way_by_vinc6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Make_your_own_way_by_Vinc6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-28T10:52:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/05/28/and-in-the-world-of-music-3/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/squirrel-vs-penguin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrel-vs-penguin</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fight.gif</image:loc><image:title>fight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/2012-05-24-22-24-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SAMSUNG</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/carlypregnant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CarlyPregnant</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2026-01-28T02:26:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/05/07/when-worlds-collide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/baby_swim-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby_swim-7</image:title><image:caption>Swimming right along</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/singinglarge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>singinglarge</image:title><image:caption>Maybe I can just sing through the pain. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cedar-point-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cedar-point-3</image:title><image:caption>To quote my sister upon sledding down a cliff at the age of three, "First I said, 'Wee'. Then I said, 'Whoa.'" </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-07T05:01:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/04/30/it-aint-over-til-its-over/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/phoenix12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>phoenix12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/uterus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>uterus</image:title><image:caption>Here's a good diagram of how pressed up my organs are, not to mention my diaphram. Pretty crazy. I'm so thankful I'm able to compensate!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/hotchocolate2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot+chocolate+2</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmmm. Hit the spot.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pdvd_1771.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PDVD_177</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/pdvd_177.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PDVD_177</image:title><image:caption>Creepy.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/6acdde190c8f5754e59c8beec90f7024.png</image:loc><image:title>6acdde190c8f5754e59c8beec90f7024</image:title><image:caption>Been there, done that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/gangster_sheep_by_jayextee-d3fw6mz.png</image:loc><image:title>gangster_sheep_by_jayextee-d3fw6mz</image:title><image:caption>"I'm a sheep, seeee?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-30T02:10:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/04/03/i-am-a-baby-in-my-universe-i-live-forever/</loc><lastmod>2012-05-31T04:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/04/02/where-are-patrick-and-megan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mama-and-baby-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mama-and-baby-bear</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/police_car_at_night-261185122_std.jpg</image:loc><image:title>police_car_at_night-261185122_std</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cousins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cousins</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-02T16:42:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/23/and-in-the-world-of-music-2/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-23T17:52:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/23/call-the-fire-department-its-outta-control-heartburn-and-clinton-cankles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2009-03-13-clintonhai.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2009-03-13-clintonhai</image:title><image:caption>May of '93 was a do I didn't do. Thank God. What IS that?? I wasn't nearly as poofy as she was- I was more of a "Hillary caught after a rainstorm" type. But the lengths in those several years, always the same. I finally just died my hair red. That was it's own disaster. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-23T16:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/17/it-doesnt-get-any-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/invasionbslogo1.gif</image:loc><image:title>invasionbslogo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/st-patricks-day-s-wallpapers_422_17911.jpg</image:loc><image:title>st.patricks-day-s-wallpapers_422_17911</image:title><image:caption>I think my Patrick might look like this little guy... especially if he gets my pointy ears!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>Tired and Sore</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/invasionbslogo.gif</image:loc><image:title>invasionbslogo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-18T18:54:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/13/i-got-99-problems-but-a-btch-aint-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/2992725-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2992725-L</image:title><image:caption>Oh, the horror. haha</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-17T02:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/08/its-not-you-its-me-im-pregnant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ufcuterus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ufcuterus</image:title><image:caption>Here's what I imagine is going on in there. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-09T02:00:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/08/and-in-the-world-of-music/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://wayoutmama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mia</image:title><image:caption>Here's MIA giving it her all when she was due to have a baby. I feel like I can do that. I guess we'll see!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-08T15:10:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com/2012/03/07/you-may-ask-yourself-well-how-did-i-get-here/</loc><lastmod>2012-03-07T16:37:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://wayoutmama.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2026-01-28T02:26:02+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
